INT. NIGHT—HE and SHE are in the car, merging onto the Bronx River Parkway.Though they aren’t talking, it’s a comfortable silence.
Tom Hiddleston was on an episode of Top Gear talking about Coriolanus.
OH MY GOD.
Did you save the episode?
SHE knows she found a good one.
FADE TO BLACK.
INT. NIGHT—In the basement of The Wren, a sceney bar in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, for a birthday party. Unbeknownst to the guests, the party includes an open bar. Sadly, the private party status (and open bar) ends after two hours. HE and SHE are hanging out with a friend when suddenly, a bunch of hipsters no one knows start making their way downstairs.
(in a faux-disgusted voice)