I am an asshole when I’m asleep.
I steal covers and sprawl out, often diagonally across the bed, much to the chagrin of The Boyfriend.
I roll around. When I was younger I was gave a girl a black eye during a sleepover from thrashing about.
I’m having one of those days where I feel inconsequential.
I’m 26. I live in New York. I have an apartment and can pay my bills and have a job that typically doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And yet. I feel like I’ve done so little. That I…
We were supposed to sign a lease yesterday.
Big, bright, shockingly clean 1BR apartment in Brooklyn with no history of bedbugs. Directly across the street from the subway. The current tenants are moving to L.A. and were told by their landlord to find…
(Submission from Leslie, thanks!)
This has actually happened to me before.